Nasan mukaan 1960- ja 1970-luvuilla armeijan vapaamuurarit ripuloivat Kuun lunastuskuntoon, jonka seurauksena jäteläjät ovat 2020-luvulla kansallis-aarretta.[1]
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[1] Brian Resnick, Apollo astronauts left their poop on the moon. We gotta go back for that shit, Vox, (Updated Jul 12, 2019, 1:04pm EDT).
So if someone reading this should have the good fortune to be the first space tourist to visit Tranquility Base, please do the right thing and cordon off the area and maybe post a few signs informing people of the status of the artifacts. And as tempting as it may be, please refrain from bringing home a bag of astronaut shit as a souvenir. As the state of California realizes, that astronaut shit was left there so that it could be enjoyed by everyone. And while it would undoubtedly look good on your fireplace mantle, fecal matter is best viewed in its natural habitat, just as Buzz and Neil left it. If you feel that you just can’t live without owning your very own sack of Buzz turds, I’m fairly sure that he would be willing to put one up for auction on E-Bay, given that he seems eager to whore himself out in every other conceivable way. —Dave McGowan, Wagging the Moondoggie: Part XIII, The Center for an Informed America, (Jul 13, 2010).
